while on vacation with my best friend and her husband this week, she insisted that i talk to the guy that was singing along with the live band we were watching.

bestie: shirin! come talk to this guy, he’s got pipes.
me: (to her husband) yeah, but he doesn’t have looks.
bestie: he’s such a great singer!
me: (to her husband) will you tell your wife i’m trying to start a family, not a band.

i don’t know how i got to be this funny.