short recap of my evening.

at a bar in solana beach
11:30pm stranger is rubbing my back. i am sitting. i spin around.
me: why are you touching me?!
him: i’m trying to dance with you.
me: no thank you
he gets huffy
him: well, why are you here?!
me: i didn’t come to dance with you.
he is mad.

him: because you’re so hot? there are 100 girls in the world hotter than you!
so clearly, i am flattered.
me: in the WORLD?! wow, thank you! and please go touch them.
so he storms off.
12am he is lurking nearby. walks over to my group. hugs my friend.
him: i just wanted to hug you.
she is nicer than me
her: oh thank you.
i give him a dirty look. he walks away.
12:15am he tries to dance his way into the group.
12:30am he gyrates nearby.
12:45am he meets a girl at the bar. they’re talking. i’m relieved. and happy for his potential love connection.
12:47am girl is gone. he’s looking in our direction again.
12:48am i am avoiding eye contact.
1:15am he comes over to me…tries to chat me up.
me: i thought we established that there were hotter girls? go talk to them.
he gets mad again.
him: you’re no fun. you need to learn to have fun.
i thank him for his advice.
he walks away.
1:20am he walks back up.
him: look. are we going to my place after this or what? we’re gonna drink & smoke some weed.
i am incredulous.
me: are you kidding me?
him: i’m not even censoring it for you. that’s what’s happening.

naturally, i left with him.