if you know me at all, you know i tend to have really vivid dreams.

they are often really random.

the other night, i dreamt that i was making out with chris brown (sloppy smoocher, by the way).

oddly enough, i’ve never been attracted to him (i’m strictly an usher girl), but we were dancing, i’m a sucker for a great dancer and he went for it…i let it happen.

mid-make out things took a turn for awkward so i pulled away & said ‘let’s make this less weird’

he nodded.

i followed up with ‘are you going to hit me now?’

it’s good to know that even in my dreams i like to make things super uncomfortable.