happy 2013! the highlight of my past year was bonding with magical dolphins on a trip to commemorate my baba. i forgot the dolphin’s name so i have been affectionately referring to her as: tuna. quite a catchy name for my mammal pal, in my opinion.

my hunky boyfriend and i had the pleasure of cuddling with these loving creatures on a recent vacation. which brought me to the conclusion that i definitely need a pet dolphin…

aside from the time spent in the water with my new best friends, i particularly enjoyed the moment when i overheard the following conversation.

adorable little girl (to her parents while looking through photos from people playing with the dolphins): she looks like princess jasmine!
me (to my hunk): is she talking about ME?!
my hunk: of course she is.
and I’ve been reminding him ever since.
“she said i look like princess jasmine” has been repeated countless times since. no time for modesty!

which is why it was especially funny the other day when my boyfriend said something about an ex-girlfriend and i told him it wasn’t my fault his dating history read like a line-up of the seven dwarves:
lazy
crazy
ditzy
mousey
trampy
psycho
clingy

my point is: he ain’t never had a (girl)friend like me (hair flip).

i mean, we can’t all be princesses.