my husband just called me into his office requesting my unique skills to assist him with a grammar query. i took my time responding (because i like to make people wait for me, i’m worth it) and as i entered the office i noticed that he was already asking some AI bot the question he was supposed to be asking me! i answered before the computer and noticed that we said almost the exact same thing. then, i noticed that my husband wasn’t being direct/clear/explicit enough in the directive he was giving so i clarified that verbiage. just for fun, he asked the bot to do the same. it didn’t do it as well. he gave it another chance with a clearer command. it still didn’t get the message across as clearly (as i did). (i’ve decided i’m not interested in working right now, but it’s nice to know i can’t be replaced by a computer…yet!)

then, he told the bot that i was better.

it complimented him on finding someone with excellent skills.

(with machines taking over the world)…is it going to come after me now?